Aspecticor

A bald streamer who plays hitman and can not for the life of him wake up from his coma. His real name is Boris. He has a wife and 3 kids. Please wake up Boris

Joe: Yo did you see the Aspecticor stream?
Mama: Yeah, I sure hope he wakes up from this coma... we're just figments of his imagination!

aspecticored

To fail at attempting something.

He aspecticored trying to hit the red car.