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Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl
This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition!
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The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.
When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.
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Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.
Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'
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Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.
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To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.
Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.
Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.
Alternative spelling; asspire
"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"
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aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.
boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?
boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!
boy3: zing!
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North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.
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