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The past tense form of the verb to asplode.
"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"
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v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner
Strong Bad: Your head asplode.
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To explode.
Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
Strong Bad's head: Your head a splode!
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verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
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To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.
Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*
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Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.
Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!
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