ass admiral

Ass Admiral, n: The rank above Ass Captain.

(note: Ass Admiral is a better insult because it's one rank higher, and it's also an alliteration. Those always sting.)

Person A: You cock blister!
Person B: You spooge-licker.
Person A: Blisterwater drinker!
Person B: Regurgitated cum bubble.
Person A: Ass captain!
Person B: Ass ADMIRAL!
Crowd: Ooooooh...

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