the act of lighting one's fart with a lighter or match in an effort to create as big of a flame as possible.
John needs to get that lighter closer to his butt to make some ass arson.
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when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson
Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.
when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.
Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.