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One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.
I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.
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A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
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From the Oxford English Dictionary:
ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women
1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.
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A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.
"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"
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An Ass Bandit, is a overly homo-sexual who loves to be on the short end of the leash.
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One of "Egg-Head"'s many alias given to him by his students.
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