n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;
2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;
3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'
I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.
Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.