Ass Hurt

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

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ass hurt

A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.

Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt

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your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

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my ass hurts.

A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.

I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.

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Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

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my ass hurts

when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass

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My ass hurts

My ass hurts

My ass hurts kid fuck me in here

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