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Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

by Shins. February 14, 2011

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Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

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ass kraken

1. The opposite of a Kraken.

2. One who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. This person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. They are scum.

3. Faisal.

Patrick: "Faisal, your such a fucking Ass Kraken."

Faisal: "Good Game."

Patrick: "Stop mimicking Todd."

Faisal: (waves hand)"What the fuck" (2 seconds later..)
"Hey Beeej" (he has targeted another person.)

by FragOnaRag June 5, 2003

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ass kraken

Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.

Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

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