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Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."
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Very Large Suppository
I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.
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When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.
John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.
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