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Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.
"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!
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The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.
Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.
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1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).
2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.
Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.
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The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.
If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.
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The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.
Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.
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You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream
*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”
when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth
i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth
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