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Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain November 16, 2007


Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014


blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"

shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!

by Tyrell James November 1, 2004

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Blind Ass Bitch

A squinty little hoe; also known as a BAB

God stop squinting and open your eyes YA BLIND ASS BITCH

by kpizzleswag February 20, 2019

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Blind Ass Hoe

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.

A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe

A: yeah, She is a total bitch

by Fuq da retards November 13, 2013

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