Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

Ass Mass

A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.

You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs

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