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Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

862πŸ‘ 200πŸ‘Ž


Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 17, 2006

261πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass banβ€’dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

by lovesmesumcake August 21, 2008

38πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Ass Bandit

A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.

"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"

by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003

25πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Ass Bandit

An Ass Bandit, is a overly homo-sexual who loves to be on the short end of the leash.

Shane is an ass bandit.

by Sido94 July 1, 2009

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ass Bandit

One of "Egg-Head"'s many alias given to him by his students.

"Egg-Head"'s an ass bandit.

by Roze Equinoxx September 29, 2004

4πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

352πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž