AssDonalds

A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.

Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want