assberry

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

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Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

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Assberry

The situation where a dingle-berry happens to be stuck upon your ass.

X: Dude why does your ass smell so bad!?
Y: Bruh I got an assberry earlier and didn't notice it.

Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

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