Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.
Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.
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Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
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a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!
Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
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inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse
"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"
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Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)
I gotta take a major ass potato