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The act of being a glorified asshole.
A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
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The state or quality of being an asshole.
My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.
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assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags
Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.
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A grade A, highest ranking asshole
"Your wish is my command your assholiness"
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From the root words "asshole" and "holy".
1. A mocking gesture to someone who thinks they are better than others.
2. A priest kink.
1. "Dee was being extra assholy today."
2. "Cassie gets off on reading Assholy."
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Adj. Using your religious beliefs to justify your jackassery. See homophobia.
Sam: I don't support homosexuality because of that one verse in Leviticus and it goes against my beliefs.
Christy: No, it actually just makes you uncomfortable. Stop being assholy, Sam.
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To be an asshole or the embodyment of being an asshole. Of or pertasining to being an asshole.
Can also be used as:
Assholier
Assholiest
Assholiness
Holier than thou? More like assholier than thou.
Asolutely, your assholiness!
He is by all means, the assholiest person I've met!
I may be an asshole, but i'm not that assholy!
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