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When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.
Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!
Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.
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The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food
These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.
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When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.
Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"
Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"
We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"
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an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.
g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.
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An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.
On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.
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