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assoholic

a chronic condition usually associated with constant asshole
behavior. This condition is non gender specific

Sally: I went out with Jerry last night and he kept hitting on the waitrees.

Patty: Jerry must be an assoholic. Dump him, girl!

by pretty wings September 9, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


assoholic

one who loves rear-ends obsessively.

He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.

by dar ted April 13, 2006

73๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


assoholic

Someone who cannot help being an asshole, all the time.

As a teenager, I was addicted to being a moron, a real assoholic.

by CharlesF October 9, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assoholic

Someone, be it male or female, who is addicted to being an asshole 24/7. As if they get off on making others feel miserable. They take pride, have bragging rights and stories only tollerable after a few beers on your own, of their assoholic ways.

"Did you meet Michael tonight, isn't he such an assoholic?!?!

by SaRaHeVe March 13, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


assoholic

Self absorbed, abusive, infantile, narcissistic, loud, selfish, intimidating, incapable of admitting error or taking responsibility ...(everything wrong is someone else's fault), rude, mean spirited, cruel, deceptive, phoney, con artist, cowardly...yet aggressively bullying, jealous, possessive and superficially dominant.

There are blatantly obvious dumb assoholics...some of which wind up in jail......but the more clever ones are skilled at finding victims and they gravitate towards positions of power...where they try to establish personality cults around their peculiar pathology.

Many people in prison are assoholics....but so are many people who have risen to the top of our private and public sectors.

by Nickie Newark February 25, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assoholic

To be an uncontrolable ass.

An Amazing word that should be used 3 times a day.

I didnt mean to be such and Assoholic.

Your an Assoholic.

by K-Teezy, Dar-Neezy, Rick The assoholic June 14, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assoholic

A guy that can't get enough ass. loves anal sex and says booty more than necessary.

"He always smells!" "Thats because he is an assoholic, and he always gets some."

by bOwLiNg4bRoTh85 May 26, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž