Sexy man who loves video games soccer, tennis and rubbing chests. He is kinda lonely and somehow single. If you meet an Astor, take him to bed immediately.
Will: βdamn it so hot in here, Astor must be nearbyβ
9π 1π
Amazing woman who wears glasses. Loves cats and making soup.
Wow, who made this soup? Astor did!
6π 24π
Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.
"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."
5π 1π
Astor (amazing bff) shipped with genshin impact character thoma
βOmg do u ship Astor x thoma ???β
βYaβ
My bff Astor shipped with the character thoma from genshin impact bc why not
Omg do u ship Astor x thoma
Ya I do itβs so cool
the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee
person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.