Asympzone

Like a friendzone, but worse. You've met her, held hands, you even got her inside your crib, but it's no bueno when it comes to scoring. As they say, you can approach that pussy, but you can never reach that pussy.

Bro 1: "Did you hear that bro 3 just got with that hottie? I think he got friendzoned to be honest."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."