at your cervix

'at your service' in words of Pierce Hawthorne, TV Series Community character, thinking he's answering a lady.
Yep, he is such a charming old chap.

(cervix)

gay guy: "Excuse me, are you Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne Wipes?"
Pierce: "*At your cervix!* Oh sorry, I thought you are a lady. ...you can use that cervix line if you want."

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Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris

Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.

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