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The prettiest date out of all of them, a good day to get married, or ask someone out, or just love.
Love love love
Hey Happy August 22nd!! <33
Aww thank you!! Happy August 22nd to you too!!! <3
I love youu
I love you moree
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Anyone born August 22nd is that bitch that everyone can understand and relate to.
Guy #1: You were born August 22nd?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: I thought so :)
Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!
The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight
‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’
‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021
August 22nd is national fuck your girlfriend day
go fuck your girlfriend
Hey it’s august 22nd
oh okay let me go fuck my girlfriend real quick!
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The day all beautiful, ass beating dick sucking, freaks are born. Also the most expensive and gifted.
Jake: uh-oh Tomorrow is August 22nd when all the hoes are born
Jaden: That’s my birthday!
Jake: I know
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The day where all disappointments are created. It may be a bad TV show, a terrible meal, or an accidental child. It is a day of regret and misfortune.
Joe: Ugh tomorrow is August 22nd it's disappointment day
Lynn: Hey! Tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly
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