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Space day. All lights shut off so that us humans can see the very thing we came from. If we can’t see it any other day, today is that day
“It’s August 28th! You know what that means? It’s space day, kim!”
national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”
August 28th is National ass eating day on this day everyone will eat ass
Omg bro its National ass eating day, let's go eat some ass.. Yes august 28th is the best day
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National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”
A good pal’s birthday! His name probably starts with a B, and he is sweet, kind, and charming. He might have bright blue eyes that you can Easily get lost in. He really cares for those he loves. He is the best best friend someone could ever ask for.
Look it’s August 28th it’s Bailey’s Birthday!
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Bruh1: hey foo
Bruh2:what nih
Bruh1:you know what day it is?
Bruh2:nah
Bruh1: august 28th a Japanese bitches birthday
Bruh2:is it tsunami nih?
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Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings
Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached
Girl- you better cum over then
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