Aussie Surprise

When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.

The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....