Hot Austin

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.

The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.

Austin's Icy Hot Challenge

A very painful experience where a guy, either alone with a group of at least 3 friends, takes a good amount of Icy Hot in there hand and applies it on there genitals, then you see who can stand it the longest before someone go try to get it off.

" I tried, Austin's Icy Hot Challenge, last night. It felt like the devil was roasting my ball sack"

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Austin Hot

Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).

After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.