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Austin Speedball

It is a joint and a cup of coffee. It is usually taken before going to work or a football game.

Man, I am going to need a high octane Austin Speedball before heading over to DKR.

by SpandTexPants January 4, 2020


Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019