The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
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A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.
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