autoslongi

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes