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A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.
The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.
A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj Aem Snorelacks" (I am Snorlax) and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have an anus instead of a mouth, like a sea cucumber. Their anus doesn't exist, it closed up from Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew feces out of their face onto the person.
Oaj aem Snorelacks! Oaj aem Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
If a toilet seat is covered in feces, it is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.