Avery Johnson

1. n. The totally kickass sergeant from Halo and Halo 2 who literally can't be killed. A sergeant in the United Nations Space Command. Played by voice actor David Sculley. He is most commonly known as Sergeant Johnson.

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson.

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Avery Johnson

Head coach of the Dallas Mavericks. Avery Johnson led the Mavericks to the NBA Finals in his first season in charge.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.

Damn I can't stand the Mavericks, but Avery Johnson is one skilled head coach.

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Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.

Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank

Avery Johnson jr

Annoying black kid who gets whatever he wants because he is rich. Worst enemy of Abrowns everywhere. Knows nothing about basketball just like his retarded father. Terrible at school and video games.

Avery Johnson jr: Abrown abrown abrown ABROWN ABROWN!!!

student: its like jaws

Abrown: Shutup avery!

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