avery sakurai

Avery Sakurai is super duper cool. She has really good taste in guys and can always rizz up absolute catches. She’s very kind and has a wonderful personality. She may be lacking in the funds department… but that is no issue as she can ask any guy she sees for money and they given. This is due to her being a super fine asian and looking super asian. She’s so fine and asian that when you look at her you can’t help but think something racist. She’s best known for her creation of the ching chong best friends and the ching chong song to go along with it. If you ever meet an Avery Sakurai look out, cause she’s about to steal your gf/ bf, mom, and dad.

Jack: Woah is that Avery Sakurai
John: yeah bro, she’s coming back from evens house rn, she rizzed up his mom and dad.

Jack: awww i wish she’d visit my moms house.