Avjohn

A straight extra virgin white male who is a child of god (jesus lover) but is also questioning his sexuality. They tend to have an unhealthy obsession with Elon Musk and young ministers. Avjohn's believe and supports white supremacy, capitalism and communism. Beware, they are menaces to society and can be a threat to young children.

HAve you seen the way she walks... such an Avjohn!

Praying your child doesn't become an Avjohn.

Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.

Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.