Awesome Swag Master

A word only made to describe amazing people, more awesome than Unicorns and as magnificent as a rare Pink Fluffy Unicorn . This holy nickname is really awesome! A Awesome Swag Master is a person who is very hot and sweet. A Awesome Swag Master is a person known for having many awesome powers, such as the powers of a succubus but without the having sex and draining them of their life power (But you certainly may want to have sex with him!). A Awesome Swag Master is also very sexy and is so f***ing cool. Compared to Chuck Norris, an Awesome Swag Master is the human form of that dude. He has a kind heart, but which of can be broken easily. These people have cute hair and amazing eyes, and HUGE dicks and thos nuts.

"Wow, look at that Awesome Swag Master! Lets bow before him in hope of being his friend!"

"Stupid Awesome Swag Master, I hate him because he is everything I am not"