awesomism

The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

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awesomism

Which is extremely awesome

If awesomism is a religion, Rohit is god

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Awesomely Awesome

The act of being so awesome that you are even more awesome than other awesome people.

Zach Miller is awesomely awesome!!

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awesome awesome

When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity

Brittany: Hey are you running this season?

Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.

Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!

Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...

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Awesomizing

Making something Awesome

Awesomizing the world, making the world Awesome.

awesomeitis

caught a good case of awesome.

Whoah, your good. You must have caught awesomeitis.

Awesomic

Something or someone that is awesome on a cosmic level.

That guy's style is awesomic.

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