Awkward Swag

The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.

Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.

Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!

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Awkward Swag

Like Swag, but Awkward, Totally a good thing.

Person A: Yo, did you see Quyhn-my the other day?
Person B: Yea, she totally has that Awkward Swag