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Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.
I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.
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1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"
Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
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A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods
Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun
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1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.
Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.
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A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer
Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore
Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)
Girl: will i ever walk again?
Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)
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and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
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Someone who kills people with an ax.
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?
LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.
S.W.M.: Why did you do that?
L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!
S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.
L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?
S.W.M.: Lock him up!
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