Axie Dugan

See also Gold-Chain-y Dugan, everyone-liked-him-because-he-was-Britishy-Dugan, Grinding-to-Country-Musicy-Dugan, and Shamey-Dugan.

Axie Dugan was an ex-boyfriend of mine who wore too much axe. We went out for three days and never kissed because he was gross and weird. We broke up through letters because he had the maturity level of a 5th grader. Then again, he was a freshman.

Axie Dugan (in letter form): I think our three-day relationship isn't going too good.

Me: AACCKKK! Your axe is choking me through this letter, Axie Dugan!

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