B. Ochoa

Someone who doesn’t like being called a rapist. He has some of the biggest and crustiest lips known to mankind. He also hates the Jews and will do anything to prove that he hates them. Brian also talks a lot about cleaning his foreskin, in which he goes step by step when everybody awkwardly stares at him like he has some sort of mental disorder. Brian Ochoa is a good person deep down but has a lot of hate for the world. Hell, he doesn’t even believe in climate change.

“Hey, were you just making fun of Jews? That’s a real B. Ochoa move.”