BA Big-knackers

A guy who acts like Mr T from the A-Team.

He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.

There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.

Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.

"Look over there, there's BA Big-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"

"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"