bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

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bacon and eggs

Anything that goes together well.

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?

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bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

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bacon and eggs

Two words that randomly sound and work together well. Should be used when you are happy and want to rap for no reason.

Bacon 'n' eggs, bacon 'n' eggs, bacon and bacon and bacon and eggs!

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bacon and eggs

brake and enter aka BnE

yo you down to do a bacon and eggs this morning?

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bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

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bacon and eggs

same as above

shiggly shiggly bacon and eggs

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