badge

Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon

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Badge

variation of vagina.

Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.

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badge

The visible brown mark that is left on the outside of the trousers after an unexpected but satisfactory shart

Pass me a tissue chief, I've only gone and badged myself again!

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Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!

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badge

An adornment usually in the form of a brooch-like ornament worn on the clothes. It also may refer to items such as a police officers badge of office which may be carried in the form of identification, and worn sewn on to the clothes.

Badge is also slang for a 'vagina'

The police officer polished her badge and remembered the time that strange guy at a party had whispered into her ear asking if she wanted him to give her badge a good licking. How did he know she was a cop?, she wondered. Hadnt he looked kinda strange when she took her wallet out and showed him the badge?

Dave wondered if the girl serving behind the bar would go for it if he asked whether he could bash her badge with his tallywhacker

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Badged

To wake up the next morning after a heavy drinking session the night before still feeling very drunk

Dude 1 "i drunk so much last night man"

Dude 2 "yeah dude your so badged right now"

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badge in

To use one's identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access.

Please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient's electronic medical record.