A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel
"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"
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A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
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Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.
I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!
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(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
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A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.
βDamn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing weβve talked about is her pussyβ
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a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day
that lazy bastard
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I broke my bread, now itβs a bagel.
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