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Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 29, 2021

102πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 3, 2003

483πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.

When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.

by kahanetzadek June 6, 2011

99πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

A word to describe a basic bitch, they taste good on the outside but are hallow on the inside.

β€œDamn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”

by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit March 28, 2005

568πŸ‘ 346πŸ‘Ž


Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 30, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž