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The taunting moniker given to one who has recently gazed upon balls, usually when the owner of the balls displays his thumb and index finger forming a circle over the balls.
The idea is to be creatively insulting when calling someone ballgazer, using it in humorous context or in a play on words adding to the shame and disgrace the offender faces.
"You looked at more balls tonight than the Daily Lotto since it's inception!"
"Your eyes just lapped up a large serving of my balls.. Were you ball-famished?"
Fabian --> Gaybian Ballgazer --> Dr. Gabiano "8-Ball" Ballgazorno
Ballgazaurus Rex
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Slight of hand trick, such as pretending to drop a bowl of tobacco and catching it right next to your crotch. Usually accompainied with a box frame around groin region or a outstretched pointed finger aimed at your meat missle. "Ballgazer" is shouted to make everyone in the room know you've been lookin at your mates sack! Cannot be used if the intended victim does not look!
Me: ***pretends to drop lighter & grabs ballcocks"
Me: "BALLGAZER!!!!'"
Everyone in the room: "HAAAW HAAAW, YOUR A FUCKING BALLGAZER!!!"
Your Mom: "I saw him looking at your dick again, what a frikkin ballgazer!!
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someone who fuckin does nothing at work only stares at balls all day
hey ballgazer get to fucking work. or
billy stop your ballgazing
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The act of being a man, and staring at another mans balls.
Usually people who do this are gay, otherwise known as homosexuals.
"stop looking at my balls you ballgazer"
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A game based on ballgazing. To represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. Hold it below your waist. Now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). If a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. Resistance earns you another two per attempt. Usually punches are on the arm. Preferable among boys.
Person #1: "Hey, look down here."
Person #2 looks down.
Person #1: "Ballgazer! I get two hits."
Person #2: "What?"
Person #1: "It's the ballgazing game. Now hold out your arm."
Person #1 gives #2 two punches.
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