balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.

Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.

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balls off

Delightfully, deliciously crazy.

Did you hear about all the chaos in the ER over the weekend? That place is balls off!

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Ball-off

When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.

(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)

Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.

You think I wanna bang you? Come on!

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Balls off the walls

adj. Extremely

He's balls off the walls crazy.

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Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men

John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!

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tripping my balls off

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

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shit my balls off

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.

Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.