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THE messiah who saw a future & guide us on what will cause coronavirus & how to deal with it.
Person A: Yo bud, coronavirus is fucking everyone, what should we & government do?
Person B: Try to imitate Bane.
Person A: wdym?
Person B: wear mask, cancel sporting events, lockdown the whole city & most importantly, stay away from bitchass BAT.
Person A: Man, he is real Dark Knight!
#Bane #the_dark_Knight #coronavirus #China #batman
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Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.
CIA: You're a big guy
Bane: For you.
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Kick ass batman villian that uses a super steroid called "Venom" to destroy anything with brute strength.
In the comic, Bane's shining moment was when he shattered Batman's back, paralyzing him from the waist down. This called for Azarel to become the new Batman until Bruce Wayne was fully able to return as the Dark Knight. Unfortunately, the producers of Batman and Robin decided to make Bane into a incoherant retard with muscle, thus people who had never heard of Bane before got the impression he was a ripoff of Frankenstein.
Bane sucked in Batman and Robin
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To "Bane" someone is to break their back. This act is performed by lifting the victim above your head, then dropping them upon your knee. The victim is therefor "Bane'd"
Robin: Batman? Are you okay? What happened to your back?
Batman: It would appear that I have been Bane'd
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The most badass last name ever. Scottish in origin.
Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Bane.
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The word 'Bane' is used to describe the most annoying object/person in your life/existence.
"Fuck sakes, he's the bane of my existence"
"Alfonso IS the fucking bane."
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