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A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
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A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
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A hunchbacked old person. Term comes from the fact that they look like they're carrying a turkey on their back. Turkey..baster.
"Whoa, check out the hump on her back..what a baster! Hey, bastey!!"
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A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.
Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
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A dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind !