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Bare minimum

My father Charles ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฐ

My bare minimum did absolutely nothing for his kids this year! Same old same old!๐Ÿ’•

by Heusuqjaksufhs February 19, 2022

19๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bare Minimum Twitter

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.

Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!

by wokeassbitch00 January 27, 2018

79๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bare Minimum Rule

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.

They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didnโ€™t say โ€œthe N wordโ€ along with the song!

She didnโ€™t say anything about that girlโ€™s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didnโ€™t hook up with a random chick that wasnโ€™t his girlfriend!

by MiniGeekGirl June 27, 2020

27๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bare minimum

getting no box(pussy)!

the looser at work gets no box!

by ben-wah! March 16, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bare minimum bitch

When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.

Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol

Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!

by conecreame October 27, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

by The True Ram and BMNB Captin April 1, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

by Dakintosh January 15, 2022