BC Shit size test

The Bleach-Chicken shit size test is a test where you take a raw chicken wing, carefully remove the bone and fill it bleach. Then staple the pocket shut and take it to the bathroom when you have to shit. After the shit you shove the wing up your ass, if your shit failed, your ass will be too tight, and will force the bleach out of the wing, making your ass and the wing the same color. If it does pass, the wing will slide right in, and your asshole should remain pinker than the wing.

Damn, Henry just plopped a steamy that passed the BC test

Wow, that was a big one, I should check if it passed the BC shit size test

Oh no, my shit didn't pass the BC shit size test, now ill never get in the big stinkers club

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